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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table.
He has been checking her out since she sat down, but he lacks the nerve to
speak to her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
towards the man!

He reflexively reaches out, catches it, and then hands it over to her.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back into place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."

The two enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to a show,
followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams
and she listens as he shares his.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

He says "Sure!", and they have a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed! Everything has been SO incredible!

"You know", he tells her, "You are the PERFECT WOMAN! Are you this nice to
every guy you meet? "

"No.... ", she replies, "You just happened to catch my eye."