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NMC NPC Garage heaters? (attempt at humour)
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Mail From: "Tom Graham" <(email redacted)>
Be a pioneer! Rip the door off a microwave oven and hang it from the ceiling
over the work space. No matter how cold it gets you'll feel warm. A
microwave heater should be economical too as it only heats wet stuff. :^)
Think how long your coffee will stay hot.
Tom
----- Original Message -----
> Finally, the ULTIMATE shop heater (besides heated floor) has got to be an
> overhead tubular gas or electric radiant, like at Home Depot over the
> cashiers. The reason is that the OBJECTS (Including you) become warm, and
if
> the door is opened and closed, the place quickly feels warm again becasue
it
> is not the air that is heated.
Mail From: "Tom Graham" <(email redacted)>
Be a pioneer! Rip the door off a microwave oven and hang it from the ceiling
over the work space. No matter how cold it gets you'll feel warm. A
microwave heater should be economical too as it only heats wet stuff. :^)
Think how long your coffee will stay hot.
Tom
----- Original Message -----
> Finally, the ULTIMATE shop heater (besides heated floor) has got to be an
> overhead tubular gas or electric radiant, like at Home Depot over the
> cashiers. The reason is that the OBJECTS (Including you) become warm, and
if
> the door is opened and closed, the place quickly feels warm again becasue
it
> is not the air that is heated.
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Mail From: David Colby <(email redacted)>
Hmm is that Chicken I smell, Who's cooking Chicken?? Yummy!
Tom Graham <(email redacted)> wrote:Be a pioneer! Rip the door off a microwave oven and hang it from the ceiling
over the work space. No matter how cold it gets you'll feel warm. A
microwave heater should be economical too as it only heats wet stuff. :^)
Think how long your coffee will stay hot.
Tom
----- Original Message -----
> Finally, the ULTIMATE shop heater (besides heated floor) has got to be an
> overhead tubular gas or electric radiant, like at Home Depot over the
> cashiers. The reason is that the OBJECTS (Including you) become warm, and
if
> the door is opened and closed, the place quickly feels warm again becasue
it
> is not the air that is heated.
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Mail From: David Colby <(email redacted)>
Hmm is that Chicken I smell, Who's cooking Chicken?? Yummy!
Tom Graham <(email redacted)> wrote:Be a pioneer! Rip the door off a microwave oven and hang it from the ceiling
over the work space. No matter how cold it gets you'll feel warm. A
microwave heater should be economical too as it only heats wet stuff. :^)
Think how long your coffee will stay hot.
Tom
----- Original Message -----
> Finally, the ULTIMATE shop heater (besides heated floor) has got to be an
> overhead tubular gas or electric radiant, like at Home Depot over the
> cashiers. The reason is that the OBJECTS (Including you) become warm, and
if
> the door is opened and closed, the place quickly feels warm again becasue
it
> is not the air that is heated.
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Mail From: <(email redacted)>
Your joke is actually right on the mark. Microwaves have been studied for
this; at low levels, they're an inexpensive and safe way to warm people
while consuming vastly less energy than other means (since they just warm
the person, rather than warming everything around a person.) It's
theoretically possible to keep everyone comfortable in a football stadium
where the air is below freezing. But commercial applications are out only
because you could never convince people that they were safe, even though
they would be.
The military is using the technology, though, both to warm people...and to
steam them. :-)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Tom Graham" <(email redacted)>
To: <(email redacted)>
Sent: Friday, November 08, 2002 6:08 AM
Subject: Re: NMC NPC Garage heaters? (attempt at humour)
> Be a pioneer! Rip the door off a microwave oven and hang it from the
ceiling
> over the work space. No matter how cold it gets you'll feel warm. A
> microwave heater should be economical too as it only heats wet stuff. :^)
> Think how long your coffee will stay hot.
>
> Tom
>
> ----- Original Message -----
>
> > Finally, the ULTIMATE shop heater (besides heated floor) has got to be
an
> > overhead tubular gas or electric radiant, like at Home Depot over the
> > cashiers. The reason is that the OBJECTS (Including you) become warm,
and
> if
> > the door is opened and closed, the place quickly feels warm again
becasue
> it
> > is not the air that is heated.
>
Mail From: <(email redacted)>
Your joke is actually right on the mark. Microwaves have been studied for
this; at low levels, they're an inexpensive and safe way to warm people
while consuming vastly less energy than other means (since they just warm
the person, rather than warming everything around a person.) It's
theoretically possible to keep everyone comfortable in a football stadium
where the air is below freezing. But commercial applications are out only
because you could never convince people that they were safe, even though
they would be.
The military is using the technology, though, both to warm people...and to
steam them. :-)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Tom Graham" <(email redacted)>
To: <(email redacted)>
Sent: Friday, November 08, 2002 6:08 AM
Subject: Re: NMC NPC Garage heaters? (attempt at humour)
> Be a pioneer! Rip the door off a microwave oven and hang it from the
ceiling
> over the work space. No matter how cold it gets you'll feel warm. A
> microwave heater should be economical too as it only heats wet stuff. :^)
> Think how long your coffee will stay hot.
>
> Tom
>
> ----- Original Message -----
>
> > Finally, the ULTIMATE shop heater (besides heated floor) has got to be
an
> > overhead tubular gas or electric radiant, like at Home Depot over the
> > cashiers. The reason is that the OBJECTS (Including you) become warm,
and
> if
> > the door is opened and closed, the place quickly feels warm again
becasue
> it
> > is not the air that is heated.
>
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Mail From: David Colby <(email redacted)>
LOL new battle field of already cooked food for jungle animals...
(email redacted) wrote:Your joke is actually right on the mark. Microwaves have been studied for
this; at low levels, they're an inexpensive and safe way to warm people
while consuming vastly less energy than other means (since they just warm
the person, rather than warming everything around a person.) It's
theoretically possible to keep everyone comfortable in a football stadium
where the air is below freezing. But commercial applications are out only
because you could never convince people that they were safe, even though
they would be.
The military is using the technology, though, both to warm people...and to
steam them. :-)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Tom Graham"
To:
Sent: Friday, November 08, 2002 6:08 AM
Subject: Re: NMC NPC Garage heaters? (attempt at humour)
> Be a pioneer! Rip the door off a microwave oven and hang it from the
ceiling
> over the work space. No matter how cold it gets you'll feel warm. A
> microwave heater should be economical too as it only heats wet stuff. :^)
> Think how long your coffee will stay hot.
>
> Tom
>
> ----- Original Message -----
>
> > Finally, the ULTIMATE shop heater (besides heated floor) has got to be
an
> > overhead tubular gas or electric radiant, like at Home Depot over the
> > cashiers. The reason is that the OBJECTS (Including you) become warm,
and
> if
> > the door is opened and closed, the place quickly feels warm again
becasue
> it
> > is not the air that is heated.
>
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Mail From: David Colby <(email redacted)>
LOL new battle field of already cooked food for jungle animals...
(email redacted) wrote:Your joke is actually right on the mark. Microwaves have been studied for
this; at low levels, they're an inexpensive and safe way to warm people
while consuming vastly less energy than other means (since they just warm
the person, rather than warming everything around a person.) It's
theoretically possible to keep everyone comfortable in a football stadium
where the air is below freezing. But commercial applications are out only
because you could never convince people that they were safe, even though
they would be.
The military is using the technology, though, both to warm people...and to
steam them. :-)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Tom Graham"
To:
Sent: Friday, November 08, 2002 6:08 AM
Subject: Re: NMC NPC Garage heaters? (attempt at humour)
> Be a pioneer! Rip the door off a microwave oven and hang it from the
ceiling
> over the work space. No matter how cold it gets you'll feel warm. A
> microwave heater should be economical too as it only heats wet stuff. :^)
> Think how long your coffee will stay hot.
>
> Tom
>
> ----- Original Message -----
>
> > Finally, the ULTIMATE shop heater (besides heated floor) has got to be
an
> > overhead tubular gas or electric radiant, like at Home Depot over the
> > cashiers. The reason is that the OBJECTS (Including you) become warm,
and
> if
> > the door is opened and closed, the place quickly feels warm again
becasue
> it
> > is not the air that is heated.
>
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