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Mail From: prosenkranz (Phil Rosenkranz)

Not my post, but very thought provoking...

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Mail From: welchb (Ben Welch)

STATEMENT FROM FRENCH'S MUSTARD

The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement:
"We, at the French's Company, wish to put an end to statements that our
product is manufactured in France.
There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship between
our mustard and the country of France.
Indeed, our mustard in manufactured in Rochester, NY.

The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow".

Ben
'01 Silver
Edmond, OK

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Mail From: carguy (David Bennett)

This French bashing is getting to be fun.

There were 3 surgeons sitting around discussing the best patients to
operate on.

The first surgeon said he like electricians because everything inside
was color coded.

The second surgeon said he like to work on accountants because
everything was either in numerical or alphapetical order.

The third surgeon said he like to operate on the french because it was
so easy. When you opened them up there was no guts, backbone or heart.


On Thursday, April 17, 2003, at 10:47 PM, Ben Welch wrote:

> STATEMENT FROM FRENCH'S MUSTARD
>
> The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement:
> "We, at the French's Company, wish to put an end to statements that our
> product is manufactured in France.
> There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship
> between
> our mustard and the country of France.
> Indeed, our mustard in manufactured in Rochester, NY.
>
> The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow".
>
> Ben
> '01 Silver
> Edmond, OK
>
>
> _______________________________________________
> Miata mailing list
> (email redacted)
> realbig.com/mailman/listinfo/miata
>

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Mail From: bradley lawler" <miata-driver (bradley lawler)

Here is one:
Hey you heard that a guy walked into a bar the other night and thinks he
saw
> Bush and Powell. He walks up to the bar tender and says "Isn't that Bush
> and Powell over there?" The bartender turns and looks and says "yea I
think
> so" So the guy walks up and says "aren't you guys Bush and Powell?" Bush
> says "Ya ya we are". So the guy says "what are you doing here?" Bush
says
> "having a few beers getting ready to kill 10,000 Iraqi's and a bicycle
> repair man" The guy with a very astonished look on his face says "why on
earth would you kill a
> bicycle repair man?" Bush turns to Powell and says " See I told you
nobody
> cares about 10,000 Iraqi's.
>
> Just something to get your day going.
> Brad

----- Original Message -----
From: "David Bennett" <(email redacted)>
To: "Ben Welch" <(email redacted)>
Cc: <(email redacted)>
Sent: Friday, April 18, 2003 12:07 AM
Subject: Re: [Miata] NMC


> This French bashing is getting to be fun.
>
> There were 3 surgeons sitting around discussing the best patients to
> operate on.
>
> The first surgeon said he like electricians because everything inside
> was color coded.
>
> The second surgeon said he like to work on accountants because
> everything was either in numerical or alphapetical order.
>
> The third surgeon said he like to operate on the french because it was
> so easy. When you opened them up there was no guts, backbone or heart.
>
>
> On Thursday, April 17, 2003, at 10:47 PM, Ben Welch wrote:
>
> > STATEMENT FROM FRENCH'S MUSTARD
> >
> > The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement:
> > "We, at the French's Company, wish to put an end to statements that our
> > product is manufactured in France.
> > There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship
> > between
> > our mustard and the country of France.
> > Indeed, our mustard in manufactured in Rochester, NY.
> >
> > The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow".
> >
> > Ben
> > '01 Silver
> > Edmond, OK
> >
> >
> > _______________________________________________
> > Miata mailing list
> > (email redacted)
> > realbig.com/mailman/listinfo/miata
> >
>
> _______________________________________________
> Miata mailing list
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> realbig.com/mailman/listinfo/miata
>