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Mail From: prosenkranz (Phil Rosenkranz)

A clean joke is hard to find, here goes...not a
dirty word is used.........

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the
birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a
birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a
woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The
woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son
of a birch. It is,! however, the best piece of ash I
have ever put my pecker in!"

Have a good weekend,
Phil R